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since the GAY MARRIAGES started in Massachusetts.

The rivers haven't turned to blood.

The nation hasn't been overrun with frogs, gnats, locusts or flies.

The sun hasn't been blotted out.

No one has developed boils (well, maybe Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson).

The nation's livestock and first born haven't dropped dead.

The sun hasn't started setting people on fire.

There is no rioting, looting or pillaging.

We still have electricity, running water, gas, telephones and the internet.

The foundations of society haven't crumbled.

Damn it! Where's my chaos in the streets? I was promised chaos in the streets!